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Michaela asked me if I wanted coffee to which I replied, "No thanks: I don't like coffee."
Michaela, "Oh that's right, but do you like Starbucks coffee...like the coffee with ice - the coffee that doesn't taste like coffee?"
Me, "Yeah, I like that kind sometimes."
Johannes, "He likes coffee that doesn't taste like coffee, alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol. Do you like the girls that don't look like girls - the ones that are really boys?"

Me, "Ha! No!"

Johannes, "We were in Asia at this show and there were these boys dressed like girls"
Me, "They were in drag?"
Johannes, "Yeah, and they were so hot!"

Johannes and Michaela have been dating 8 years. Opps! Hahah.